Get your green shirt dry-cleaned, keep an eye out for shamrocks, and warm up your pinching fingers. Those of us at Dallas Lab Delivery are pleased to remind you that this Monday is St. Patrick’s Day. I was never good at St. Patrick’s Day (As if one can be “good” at a holiday. I suppose you can be “good” at Easter if you have a keen eye for hidden eggs. And you can be “good” at the 4th of July if you’re into eating hot dogs. I’m not “good” at any of these, which is probably why I’m no good at St. Patrick’s Day.) I always forgot to wear green, and I ended up with bruises from being pinched by my classmates. On the years I did remember to wear green, I felt bad for those who forgot, and never actually pinched anyone as punishment for breaking the one rule on Saint Patty’s Day. So since I really have no foot to stand on this March 17th, I’ve turned to my Dallas Lab Delivery friends to educate me a bit on this holiday so I might be better prepared this 2014.