One day a few weeks ago I tuned into Facebook to find my feed slammed with chatter about #TheDress. At first, I was completely annoyed. I only have few precious moments each day to secretly stalk my old college boyfriend and see photos of my goddaughter doing something absolutely adorable. Now instead of seeing pictures of babies drooling and reading the discussions of grown men about video games, I have to weed through hundreds of posts about the true colors of a dress that is so clearly white and gold. When my husband got home, I explained my annoyance and showed him the dress, to which he replied, “you mean that black and blue one?” Social media, and my marriage, may never be the same.