This year, I have four Thanksgiving dinners to attend. Four separate events with turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie. I feel like a Dallas Thanksgiving Delivery Service driver, carting my token green bean casserole around all over the city. Don’t get me wrong, I am so grateful that I have four different sets of families and friends who want to welcome me to their celebration. But I’ll tell you what; my stomach wasn’t made for this kind of action! Four Thanksgivings is a job for a professional eater.